1 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:07,188 Hey, guys, can I share something with you? 2 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:08,868 Sure. Yeah. Go ahead. 3 00:00:08,892 --> 00:00:11,760 Well, you know how I don't ever brag about my sexual exploits. 4 00:00:11,829 --> 00:00:13,607 That would be an accurate statement, yes. 5 00:00:13,631 --> 00:00:17,215 Well, last night, Bonnie and I got really kinky. 6 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:19,284 She painted my toenails. 7 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,503 What? You serious? 8 00:00:21,571 --> 00:00:22,805 Check it out. 9 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:25,940 What the hell is that? 10 00:00:26,009 --> 00:00:27,242 Nail polish. 11 00:00:27,311 --> 00:00:28,477 No. The foot. 12 00:00:28,545 --> 00:00:30,645 It's a child's foot, Joe. 13 00:00:30,714 --> 00:00:32,914 You were crippled when you were an adult. 14 00:00:32,983 --> 00:00:34,294 How the hell did... Yeah. 15 00:00:34,318 --> 00:00:36,151 A few months back, I got really drunk 16 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:38,686 and was playing around with an elastic band. 17 00:00:38,755 --> 00:00:40,888 I wrapped it around my thigh and forgot about it 18 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:44,859 for a week or two and, yeah, so, that's my left foot now. 19 00:00:44,928 --> 00:00:46,294 I mean, it still works the same. 20 00:00:46,363 --> 00:00:47,695 Oh, yeah, sure. 21 00:00:47,764 --> 00:00:49,063 Still a foot, I guess. 22 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:50,333 Whassup? 23 00:00:51,901 --> 00:00:53,435 Oh, hey, Cleveland. Hi. 24 00:00:53,504 --> 00:00:56,605 Wait, don't you have a show to do... That's right. 25 00:00:56,673 --> 00:00:58,173 All right. 26 00:00:58,241 --> 00:01:00,587 I knew this was coming. Everybody give me your best shot. 27 00:01:00,611 --> 00:01:02,288 Oh, my God. Where do I even begin? 28 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,913 You know, it's not a good sign that this is the first time 29 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,793 a lot of people are realizing you had a show. 30 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:08,283 Your logo was stupid. 31 00:01:08,352 --> 00:01:10,786 It looked like a big, purple penis and your ratings blew. 32 00:01:10,855 --> 00:01:13,288 We did about the same as Bob's Burgers. 33 00:01:13,357 --> 00:01:15,807 That's your bar? Oh, shame on you! 34 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,060 This is good. This is constructive. 35 00:01:18,128 --> 00:01:19,761 The talking bear was so bad, 36 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:22,263 Seth MacFarlane quit voicing him after season two. 37 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,511 It's hard to make a talking bear funny. 38 00:01:24,535 --> 00:01:27,402 It worked out okay in movie form. 39 00:01:27,471 --> 00:01:29,404 What was supposed to be the show's audience? 40 00:01:29,473 --> 00:01:30,905 Who did you make it for? 41 00:01:30,974 --> 00:01:33,186 Like, some black guy who's never met another black guy? 42 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:34,954 Anything else? Yeah. 43 00:01:34,978 --> 00:01:38,013 Here's four seasons worth of DVDs of what we've been up to. 44 00:01:38,082 --> 00:01:39,625 You know, just so you're back up to speed. 45 00:01:39,649 --> 00:01:42,489 And I'll warn you ahead of time, these have jokes in them. 46 00:01:43,453 --> 00:01:44,853 I... 47 00:01:44,922 --> 00:01:47,756 I don't have a DVD player. 48 00:01:47,825 --> 00:01:50,609 ♪ It seems today that all you see 49 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:54,779 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV 50 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:58,183 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values 51 00:01:58,235 --> 00:02:01,019 ♪ On which we used to rely? 52 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:04,740 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy 53 00:02:04,808 --> 00:02:08,043 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do 54 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,969 ♪ All the things that make us 55 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,798 Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. 56 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,099 Sorry, Mort. I... I hate to do this. 57 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:16,688 What... What's happening? 58 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:18,136 They want me in the line. 59 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,404 Well, where do I go? 60 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:20,622 Home? 61 00:02:20,690 --> 00:02:22,824 Okay, but I still get paid for today, right? 62 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:25,910 Uh... I wouldn't know. You need to talk to Marla. 63 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,460 Sorry. 64 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:31,550 You okay? 65 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:32,739 What do you care? 66 00:02:35,272 --> 00:02:37,000 ♪ All the things that make us 67 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:38,656 ♪ Laugh and cry 68 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:43,679 ♪ He's a family guy ♪ 69 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:53,488 It'll be nice having Cleveland back across the street. 70 00:02:53,557 --> 00:02:54,557 Why? 71 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:56,436 I think a lot of times you only say things 72 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:58,204 because they make you sound good. 73 00:02:58,228 --> 00:03:00,623 You know, Cleveland, it must be weird for you guys to move 74 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,347 and not 'cause of a hurricane. 75 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:06,952 Oh, Lois, I'm so glad to see Peter and Cleveland back together again. 76 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,097 Yeah, me too. 77 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,565 Now Peter will have something to do 78 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:12,808 besides flushing the toilet to Foghat's Slow Ride. 79 00:03:12,876 --> 00:03:14,493 Peter, what are you doing in there? 80 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:15,927 Nothing. 81 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,129 ♪ Slow ride 82 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:21,466 ♪ Take it easy 83 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,770 ♪ Slow ride ♪ 84 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:29,391 Peter, you're wasting tons of water! 85 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:32,160 It's not a waste! And we need a faster toilet. 86 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:33,779 Sup, man? 87 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:34,974 Yeah, yeah, "sup." 88 00:03:34,998 --> 00:03:37,198 Keep walkin', you Boondocks rip-off. 89 00:03:39,169 --> 00:03:41,269 Home, sweet... Huh? 90 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,424 This house is a disastrous area! 91 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,293 I can't move my family in here. 92 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:51,107 You're right. Well, we'll all have to do our part. 93 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,910 I'll take little cocoa butter here. 94 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,234 What the hell happened? 95 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:57,347 Well, a lot of people rented your house. 96 00:03:57,371 --> 00:04:00,205 Uh, Ryan Reynolds, Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd... 97 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:01,518 For a while, it was an orphanage 98 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,862 where the children sang desolate songs. 99 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:08,496 ♪ We're too old to ever be adopted 100 00:04:08,565 --> 00:04:14,235 ♪ No one wants a nine-year-old ♪ 101 00:04:14,304 --> 00:04:16,624 Shut up, you bastards! 102 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:24,129 I really appreciate y'all helping me fix up my house. 103 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:25,775 Yeah, no problem, Cleveland. 104 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,677 Hey, where do you want me to put all these giraffe figurines? 105 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:31,119 Just spread them out. Don't make any one room too giraffey. 106 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:34,122 Cleveland, where should I hang the mirror? Right about here? 107 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,524 Maybe a little higher. 108 00:04:35,592 --> 00:04:37,125 Oh, like up here? 109 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,660 I think maybe higher. 110 00:04:38,728 --> 00:04:40,328 You don't want it too high, now. 111 00:04:40,397 --> 00:04:42,564 Let's get you a different job, Joe. 112 00:04:42,632 --> 00:04:45,733 Are you sure? 'Cause I already hung all these paintings. 113 00:04:45,802 --> 00:04:48,403 This place is shaping up real nice. 114 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,875 Hey, Cleveland, what's that? 115 00:04:53,943 --> 00:04:55,410 Oh, this is my bead door. 116 00:04:55,479 --> 00:04:56,678 It looks stupid. 117 00:04:56,747 --> 00:04:58,787 Why don't you walk through it? 118 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,834 How do you feel? 119 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,002 Awesome! 120 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:06,351 Like a suitcase comin' out of the airport. 121 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:09,808 Yeah, or like a bug walking through Stevie Wonder's hair. 122 00:05:14,764 --> 00:05:17,682 Turns out this old house is lacking in storage space, 123 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:19,985 so I gotta make some tough decisions. 124 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,436 You gonna keep these neckties? 125 00:05:21,504 --> 00:05:22,882 Yeah, throw them in my car. 126 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,517 They're just to keep my trunk closed 127 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,086 what if I'm ever hauling garbage. 128 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:29,205 I ain't no lawyer. I use whatever for my purposes. 129 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:30,595 Could be a box spring. 130 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,999 Could be an old radio. Could be a more recent radio. 131 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:36,834 Wait, now I'm confused. So some of this stuff isn't trash? 132 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:38,330 Like this old computer monitor? 133 00:05:38,354 --> 00:05:40,889 Nah, that's a sitting chair, what for children. 134 00:05:40,957 --> 00:05:42,456 How about this telephone cord? 135 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:43,792 That's a pet leash. 136 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:46,511 If the good Lord decideth we should have one. 137 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:47,940 I'm gonna go ahead and ditch 138 00:05:47,964 --> 00:05:49,976 these promotional McDonald's cups from the '80s. 139 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,632 Nah, that's all we drink from. 140 00:05:51,701 --> 00:05:53,234 That's the Riddler right there. 141 00:05:53,303 --> 00:05:56,087 He would make inquiries to set your mind a-jumble. 142 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:58,167 How do you live in a house with all this junk? 143 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,620 I'd rather stay in a house with small kids. 144 00:06:00,644 --> 00:06:02,672 So you can sleep on the couch. 145 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,130 Uh, please take the potty seat off the toilet, don't try to pee through it. 146 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,944 There's juice boxes in the fridge 147 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:11,014 and if you get hungry, there's plenty of Goldfish in the couch. 148 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,504 Um, feel free to watch TV with the sound off. 149 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,685 And the kids will be down here first thing in the morning 150 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,408 to antagonize the dogs. 151 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,517 Oh, and everyone here has pinkeye. 152 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:27,636 "And that was the moment I stopped being Dwayne Johnson 153 00:06:27,704 --> 00:06:29,871 "and started being The Rock." 154 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:31,718 That's a good place to leave off. 155 00:06:31,742 --> 00:06:33,074 Hey, I just realized. 156 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:35,088 We're The Rock! What do you mean? 157 00:06:35,112 --> 00:06:38,697 Together, you and I make one biracial wrestler. 158 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:40,365 Do you have any folding chairs? 159 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:41,433 No. 160 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,234 That's all right. I'll use this. 161 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,147 Folding chair! Ow! 162 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,454 What was that? 163 00:06:46,523 --> 00:06:49,173 That was my great-grandma's vase! 164 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,610 On the drive up from Virginia, she kept that vase between her legs. 165 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,063 What are you doing? 166 00:06:55,131 --> 00:06:57,665 Making sure you learn your lesson. 167 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,084 Ow! It hurts! It hurts! 168 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,822 I can't believe Japanese men pay good money for this. 169 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:06,575 At work, I am important businessman. 170 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:09,977 Here, I am bad boy! 171 00:07:16,052 --> 00:07:18,937 We now return to The Gay Bachelor. 172 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,923 Ew. They're all gross! I'm keeping the roses. 173 00:07:22,759 --> 00:07:25,026 Mom! Mrs. Brown spanked me! 174 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,243 What? 175 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:28,072 And you still haven't pulled up your pants? 176 00:07:28,298 --> 00:07:29,530 Chris, what happened? 177 00:07:29,599 --> 00:07:31,733 I was playing with Rallo and I broke a vase 178 00:07:31,801 --> 00:07:33,885 and then she gave me a spanking! 179 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,621 Uh, I believe the term is "whuppin'," Chris. 180 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,601 God, look at the size of that handprint. 181 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,791 It's like Doctor J. 182 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:42,911 Peter, this is serious! A woman hit our child! 183 00:07:42,979 --> 00:07:44,596 What is wrong with her? 184 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:48,082 Whoa! Can I get some white bread on that judgmental sandwich? 185 00:07:48,151 --> 00:07:50,196 Brian, why are you bringing race into this? 186 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:53,354 Lois, I've spent my life trying to keep race out of things. 187 00:07:53,423 --> 00:07:56,357 That's why whenever I walk into Lids, every guy fist-bumps me. 188 00:07:56,426 --> 00:07:58,159 Oh, you're full of crap, Brian. 189 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,838 I'm just saying, Lois, some of us 190 00:07:59,862 --> 00:08:01,440 go through life without seeing color. 191 00:08:01,464 --> 00:08:03,631 That's because you're colorblind, Brian. 192 00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:05,912 You're right. I am colorblind. 193 00:08:05,936 --> 00:08:08,403 Here. And here. 194 00:08:08,471 --> 00:08:10,511 Hey, remember when you swallowed that rib-eye bone 195 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:12,273 and you couldn't poop it out? 196 00:08:12,342 --> 00:08:14,804 And then you pushed real hard and the poo came through the rib eye hole? 197 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,279 Peter, we gotta go over there and talk to Donna. 198 00:08:17,347 --> 00:08:19,292 All right, but you need to cool down first, Lois. 199 00:08:19,316 --> 00:08:21,116 Find a way to channel your anger. 200 00:08:21,184 --> 00:08:23,084 What I do is throw a shot put into a crowd 201 00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:25,003 and make it look like an accident. 202 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,373 I forgot to make it look like an accident. 203 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:39,784 That woman is gonna be sorry she laid her hands on our son. 204 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,118 Hello. 205 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,521 Hi, just so you know, this is sort of Lois's thing. 206 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,774 I'm not really upset about it. So... Go ahead, dear. 207 00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:48,542 Donna, what gives you the right to spank my child? 208 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,962 It always smells like the same meal over here. 209 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,598 I hit him for a reason. He broke my vase. 210 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:57,618 And maybe I wouldn't have to discipline your child if you did it yourself! 211 00:08:57,687 --> 00:09:00,249 Oh, please! The only thing kids learn from spanking 212 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,602 is adults don't have the patience to teach them. 213 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,459 Bull honkey! What? 214 00:09:04,528 --> 00:09:07,806 I don't spank, and my children are very well-behaved. 215 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:10,631 Oh, yeah? Your baby's on the roof right now. 216 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,469 Stewie! You get down from there this instant! 217 00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:16,737 Munch me, bitch! 218 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,840 Right now, Stewie, or you're in time-out! 219 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,587 How many gray pubes you pluck today, you old bag? 220 00:09:21,611 --> 00:09:24,729 Your time-outs are a joke. You're a terrible parent. 221 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:27,765 I'm a terrible parent? You're a child abuser! 222 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:28,911 You know what? 223 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:30,680 From now on, I don't want our families 224 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,415 having anything to do with each other! 225 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,801 Well, Cleveland, looks like these two little alley cats 226 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,302 have scrapped it out. I'll see you tomorrow. 227 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,670 That includes you, Peter. 228 00:09:37,694 --> 00:09:39,961 I don't want you ever talking to Cleveland again. 229 00:09:40,030 --> 00:09:43,565 And, Cleveland, I forbid you from ever talking to Peter again! 230 00:09:51,307 --> 00:09:56,727 Hey, Lois, look! I'm smoking! You can't control dick! I'm a roof baby now! 231 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:04,736 So we're making plans for Susie's first birthday party. 232 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,370 Oh, that's good bar talk. 233 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:10,125 Hey, y'all... Oh. Sorry, Peter, I'll get outta here. 234 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,071 No, no, no, no, I'll go. I'll go. It's okay. 235 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:13,211 What's going on? 236 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,113 You guys touch pee-pees or something? 237 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,225 I wish. 238 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,061 No, our wives got in a big fight 239 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,829 and banned us from seeing each other. 240 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,265 So what if they're in a fight? What does that have to do with you? 241 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,033 Well, I gotta live with Donna. 242 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,690 Uh-oh. There she is. 243 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,677 Oh, no! Peter, quick! Change pigments! 244 00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:35,399 That was close. 245 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,547 Peter, we can't risk seeing each other. 246 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,606 But, Cleveland, you and I are pals, and I just got you back. 247 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,836 Well, there might be one solution. 248 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,405 We just got to hang out where there's no chance we'll be seen. 249 00:10:46,429 --> 00:10:48,157 You know, keep it a secret. 250 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,399 Then that's what we'll do. 'Cause I can't lose you again, Cleveland. 251 00:10:51,468 --> 00:10:54,285 I'm closer to you than I am to my own right hand. 252 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:59,523 Oh, my God, you like scrambled eggs, too? Here, go ahead, have some. 253 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:02,226 Whoa! That's a big bite there. Slow down, buddy. 254 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:06,489 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! He's choking! 255 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,766 Thanks for coming. 256 00:11:08,818 --> 00:11:12,303 Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for coming. 257 00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:16,335 Why you thought it was appropriate 258 00:11:16,359 --> 00:11:19,026 to show up here, Cheryl, I have no idea. 259 00:11:22,665 --> 00:11:24,905 Are you sure this is the best solution, Peter? 260 00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,767 I just figured a plane is a safe place 261 00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:29,270 where you and I can hang out and not be seen by our wives. 262 00:11:29,339 --> 00:11:31,639 Oh. That makes sense. So, what have you been up to? 263 00:11:31,707 --> 00:11:33,452 Sorry, Cleveland, I'm gonna have to cut you off there. 264 00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:34,553 Whenever I ride on a plane, 265 00:11:34,577 --> 00:11:36,944 I have to put on my noise-canceling headphones. 266 00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:39,847 Leaves me alone with nothing but my thoughts. 267 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,960 But I don't want to kill all these people! 268 00:11:41,984 --> 00:11:44,163 I don't care about the alignment of the dark forces! 269 00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:45,553 Leave me alone! 270 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,068 I love my wife Donna. 271 00:11:50,092 --> 00:11:52,793 I wish she and Peter's wife got along better. 272 00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:55,630 That's why we're on this airplane. 273 00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:57,565 I'm Cleveland. 274 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:02,987 Ah, dang it! 275 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,021 Do you have any idea how fast you were going, sir? 276 00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:10,378 Peter? 277 00:12:10,446 --> 00:12:11,723 Hey, Cleveland, this is just so we can talk 278 00:12:11,747 --> 00:12:13,592 without getting spotted by Lois and Donna. 279 00:12:13,616 --> 00:12:15,361 I need you to step out of the car, sir. 280 00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:16,846 Peter, there's got to be a better way... 281 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,269 He's got a knife! 282 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,719 Sorry, Cleveland, it's got to be authentic. Stay down! Stay down! 283 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,754 Ow! Cleveland, try to grab my gun. 284 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,922 Oh! Trying to grab my gun, are you? 285 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,515 Hey, rookie, save some for me. 286 00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:35,352 Wow, the whole gang's back together. 287 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,239 Shut up! We don't need you in this town! 288 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,243 We don't need you in this town. 289 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,972 Oh! Oh, hi, Lois. 290 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,352 You were with Cleveland, weren't you? 291 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,376 No! 292 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,693 Then what were you doing? 293 00:12:58,762 --> 00:13:00,261 I'm, uh... 294 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,696 I'm having an affair. 295 00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:02,941 That's ridiculous. 296 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:04,498 It's not ridiculous. 297 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:07,012 It's Cybill Shepherd. She's attainable for a guy like me now. 298 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:10,215 Peter, enough lies. I know you were with Cleveland. 299 00:13:10,239 --> 00:13:13,107 Until further notice, you can sleep downstairs. 300 00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:18,446 Oh, man. I wonder how it's going for Cleveland. 301 00:13:18,514 --> 00:13:21,599 Cleveland, get in here! And pull your pants down! 302 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,097 At least turn me over to my back side! 303 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,673 We now return to 304 00:13:34,697 --> 00:13:37,648 Slightly Too Early Comedy Club Audience Member. 305 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,967 Not like when Clinton was in the White House, huh? 306 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,669 When Clinton was in the White House, 307 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,782 all you needed to vote was a piece of duct tape and a... 308 00:13:43,806 --> 00:13:46,290 Yes, yes! 309 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,759 But things are different with the Republican majority. 310 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,128 They're totally in the pocket of the oil companies. 311 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:54,331 I mean, the President of the United States might as well be... 312 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,635 Amen! Why not? Why not, right? 313 00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,336 But I guess it could be worse. 314 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,972 The other day, my wife asked me 315 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,560 if her ass looked fat in her jeans. 316 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,741 And I'm like, "Honey..." 317 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,710 Oh, no! 318 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,779 Wow. Wow! 319 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,765 Dad, what are you doing down here? 320 00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,700 Your mom's making me sleep on the couch 321 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,246 'cause she caught me hanging out with Cleveland. 322 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,770 How about you? 323 00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:17,349 Mom's making me sleep in the basement. 324 00:14:17,373 --> 00:14:20,074 Sleeping lower in the house is a big punishment for her. 325 00:14:20,142 --> 00:14:21,709 Well, this isn't working. 326 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,323 I can't keep sneaking around trying to hang out with Cleveland. 327 00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:26,425 Maybe you could figure out a way 328 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,449 to get Mom and Mrs. Brown to be friends. 329 00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:30,017 Yeah, you know, I bet I can. 330 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,230 I mean, I'm the guy who figured out how much eye contact 331 00:14:32,254 --> 00:14:34,656 a band should make during a guitar solo. 332 00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:41,996 Yeah, we're in sync, and showing others how much we love the song. 333 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,051 Okay, okay, time to turn away now, Vince. 334 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,355 Come on, we got a lot of song left! Turn away! 335 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,523 Look at something else! 336 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,744 I'm glad you didn't listen. 337 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,885 Chris is right. I got to do something. 338 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,254 All right, Cleveland, nothing bonds women together like 339 00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:04,756 having to take care of invalid husbands in the hospital. 340 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,464 What? Don't die! 341 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:15,722 Oh, Cleveland, I'm gonna hate those Griffins forever. 342 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,592 Only my side had airbags. 343 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,531 Peter, what are we doing here? 344 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,744 Well, women will always band together 345 00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:28,785 to stop an offensive art exhibit from coming to town. 346 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,422 So I've arranged for all my photos of baby wieners 347 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,873 to be put on display. 348 00:16:32,942 --> 00:16:36,176 Oh, Peter, I'm gonna have to call the police on this. 349 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,057 What? Why? It's to get our wives back together! 350 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:43,183 Peter, these are hundreds of naked babies in suggestive situations! 351 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,153 And they're time-stamped as far back as 1998, 352 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:49,023 which is way before we had this idea! 353 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,491 I need help! 354 00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:55,707 All right, Cleveland, one thing that always bonds women 355 00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:57,581 is healing an abused animal. 356 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,433 So I got us an injured bald eagle. 357 00:16:59,502 --> 00:17:01,202 Somebody put cigarettes out all over him. 358 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,215 Peter, that's a symbol of our country. 359 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,072 This particular eagle is a dick. 360 00:17:05,141 --> 00:17:06,985 Everything out of its mouth is a taunt. 361 00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:08,554 Peter, you're being ridiculous. 362 00:17:08,578 --> 00:17:10,723 And you need to release that eagle out into the... 363 00:17:10,747 --> 00:17:12,480 What'd that eagle say? 364 00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:15,766 Lock the door. 365 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:25,225 Peter, let's just give Susie her gift, eat our cake, and leave. 366 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,762 I don't want to be here with that Brown family. 367 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:30,097 That sounds even more racist than it is. 368 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:35,836 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Great Quagini! 369 00:17:35,904 --> 00:17:38,506 Hey, everybody! There's the birthday girl! 370 00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:40,407 Oh, oh. What's that behind your ear? 371 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,209 Oh, it's a condom! 372 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:45,398 Quagmire, please stop touching my baby with a condom. 373 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,092 And for my next trick, I'm gonna split 374 00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:48,694 my beautiful assistant in half. 375 00:17:48,718 --> 00:17:50,396 And not the way you think. 376 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:52,820 Won't be needing this. 377 00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:56,741 Okay, time for the three-legged race. Pair up, everyone. 378 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,843 All right, Peter, let's do it. You're my three-legged race partner. 379 00:18:31,728 --> 00:18:33,522 No, Lois, I'm not gonna be your partner. 380 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,546 What? 381 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,091 I'm gonna be partners with Cleveland. 382 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,515 Peter, I told you... 383 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,562 And I'm telling you Cleveland and I have 384 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,419 won every three-legged race in Quahog 385 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,399 except that time those two one-legged guys 386 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,704 formed the perfect running person. 387 00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:48,203 Cleveland, what do you think you're doing? 388 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,907 Peter's right. We're friends and that's that. 389 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,097 This whole fight is ridiculous. 390 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:56,450 Now, let's go win a race with no prize. 391 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,841 On your mark, get set, go! 392 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,015 Did you see that? My dog had a gun. 393 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,767 How are we doing? Are we beating anyone? 394 00:19:13,836 --> 00:19:16,196 I waited too long to pick a partner. 395 00:19:18,274 --> 00:19:19,289 Ahhh! 396 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,971 Oh, my God! Peter, are you okay? 397 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,814 I'm down! I'm down, Cleveland! Go on without me! Save yourself! 398 00:19:26,883 --> 00:19:28,999 No, I won't leave you. 399 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:32,653 We started this race together, we're gonna finish it together. 400 00:19:32,721 --> 00:19:34,922 I'm gonna carry you, Peter! 401 00:19:38,828 --> 00:19:40,227 Oh, my God, Peter. 402 00:19:40,296 --> 00:19:42,964 I can't pick you up. How much do you weigh? 403 00:19:43,032 --> 00:19:45,978 I don't know. My car can't go up hills, though. 404 00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:48,402 Well, then there's only one solution. 405 00:19:48,471 --> 00:19:50,137 Hug and roll! 406 00:19:55,645 --> 00:19:57,995 Boy, those fools sure do love each other. 407 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,097 Yeah, I guess they do. 408 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:03,000 You know, Donna, they've known each other a lot longer than we have. 409 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,134 That's true. 410 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,781 And if we're gonna be neighbors, 411 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,906 we're gonna have to learn to set aside our differences. 412 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,074 Friends? 413 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,142 Friends. 414 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,897 Mrs. Brown? I want you to spank me again. 415 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,783 We're gonna win! We're gonna win! 416 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,050 Not so fast. 417 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,495 Damn it! 418 00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:37,646 You know, Cleveland, I got to say, 419 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,037 it's great having the old gang back together again. 420 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,683 Well, it's great being back. 421 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:42,751 To Cleveland! 422 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,475 To Cleveland! To Cleveland! 423 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,111 To me! 424 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:50,247 You know, not a single person stopped watching 'cause you left. 425 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,601 He doesn't have the guts to say anything back.